10 Ways to Spike the Punch bowl...

Welcome to the Front Porch! Hope you brought your sleepin' bags cuz you won't be drivin' home in this weather!!

When there's a chill out, to the point where yer losin' faith in Al Gore and his gang of stooge scientists, it's good to have some conversation starters; to turn the temps up, so to speak. Make sure there's at least one college diplima-certified liberal at your party when you drop a couple of these. Otherwise it's like Fizzies in an empty glass. Or Pez without a dispenser!

10 questions that Make you go "Hmmmm...

1. Are politicians THAT stupid, or do they merely believe YOU'RE that stupid?

2. In the BRAVE NEW WORLD, will you drive a Bentley, or share a burro with the "equal" folks?

3. Since man is too ignorant and savage to rule himself, does it make sense for "other" ignorant, savage men to rule him? Why bother with democracy?

4. Whaddya' think, another $18,000 per student will make our kids geniuses, regardless of what's standing in front of them in the classroom?

5. How many more times must Glenn Beck be right about future events before he's considered at least as smart as Rosie O'Donnell?

6. Are you one of the nation's dumbasses who can't understand why looting the resources of productive people and giving part (sly grin) of the booty to the non-productive, will magically result in more prosperity for all of us?

7. Does theft become charity (or 'investment') when YOU select the 'benefactors' and beneficiaries?

8. Is elder-trashing part of the campaign to erase history?

9. When you add in the the US taxpayer funded foreign aid, US taxpayer funded defense, end-line purchaser funded shipping, what does oil drilled elsewhere really cost? As if anyone gave a rat's "A", what could have been accomplished by private citizens with that money?

10. Why does the opposition in sports or opposing American political commentators arouse a more visceral response than 7th century savagery, 21st century institutionalized child neglect (by stuffing kids into public indoctrination facilities and calling it education), etc.?

Well, dropping on or two of these into the punch bowl should keep things lively!!

So what say you?