Let's Talk About the Weather

The weather. What else would we talk about on the Front Porch?

My question is:

How old does one have be to be so unsurprised about this:

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/05/19/global-cooling-scientists-warming/

Well, there is a new generation to frighten to death, and government booty and programs to be had. Cushy new "science" (read "astrology") positions in academia to ooze into. Free markets to be shut down by a wise core of elitists who are far more compassionate and smarter than you...

And books to sell. Fraudulent self-aggrandizement to enjoy. Hey, you may be the next Al Gore!! Bet the re-writers of history are already fiendishly working on spinning the whole Global Warming hoax into something concocted by an Ian Fleming villain and his gang of capitalist henchmen.


Investment hint : carbon producing industries, including the slave trade. Cow crepitation bottlers. "Git yer red hot subsidies here!!" And get rid of your phony "I'm changing the world" Prius, before folks catch on.

Don't forget, you read it here first.