Things to worry about...and not so much

According to our cultural savants, we should definitely be worrying about:

---Oily pelicans and fish in the Gulf of Mexico
---Caused by willy-nilly corporate greed and not enough laws and regulatory agencies
---And whether someone is offended when they're asked for ID
---If there's too much information on the internet
---And too much information creeping into textbooks about Founding Fathers
---Folks not buying into the Global Warning Hoax
---What's going to happen to American Idol

But we needn't be worried about:

---The ruined and the drowned in Tennessee
---Government bureaucrats running vital industries about which they know nothing
---The vandalized, raped, robbed and murdered in Arizona
---Union thugs invading private property and scaring the living crap out of the families living there
---Europe burning
---A totally ridiculous national debt
---US currency imploding under inflationery pressures, world ponzi schemes collapsing
---Redistributing other people's wealth while maintaining a fatuous life-style for the President

Americans, look in the mirror and see Detroit.