Copy This and Annoy Yer Fuzzy-thinking Friends

Reprinted from August 2010 Front Porch

Welcome to the Front Porch!! Enjoy this 5 minute quiz---it will be validating---to you---annoying to Fuzzy Thinkers!!

And there are wrong answers!!

1. Someone has broken into your house and may be threatening your family. The party responsible for their protection is:

A. Your social worker
B. The police
C. Your State Senator
D. You


2. Your cupboard is bare. Who's responsibility is it to see it gets filled?

A. The Easter Bunny
B. Nancy Pelosi
C. The public school system
D. Yours


3. Your neighbor's boat is better than yours, so you

A. Steal it
B. Have a poltician "redistribute it" to you
C. Trash it like yours
D. Decide you want to upgrade and get to work on saving the money to do it


4. Your college graduate child can't read, and you blame

A. Teachers
B. The Rich
C. Inadequate 'funding' by other people
D. Yourself


5. When you want something done, you

A. Get out the vote
B. Go on strike
C. Call your congressperson
D. Figure out what it would take to do it yourself and choose to go forward


6. Your government is totally corrupt and ignores you, so you

A. Believe that's the exception and not the rule
B. Blame other 'stupid' voters
C. Blame Ignorant politicians
D. Blame yourself for continuing to try to delegate responsibility to strangers for your well-being, liberty, property


7. People won't do what is good for themselves so you

A. Tax them
B. Threaten them with jail for non-compliance
C. Take away their SUV's
D. Respect their freedom and the remote chance they may know better what to do for themselves than you


8. You don't trust businesses competing for your dollar in the marketplace, so you

A. Nationalize them so people you "trust" will run them
B. Shut down wasteful 'duplication' of products and services and encourage folks to work in the 'public' sector
C. Tax and regulate the shit out of them
D. Understand that free market competition is the best 'protection' against fraud and rip-off and you leave them alone


9. You really think space travel is cool, so you

A. Have politicians tax other people to pay for it
B. Drink Tang and make everyone else do it, too
C. Think government managed space travel is the most efficient way to get 'there' from 'here'
D. Let folks work through the infinite possibilities in an open market


10. You believe the government is "too big", so you

A. Want to limit it to doing the stuff you want
B. Think it's just a matter of getting the "right" people into office
C. Vote Republican
D. Decide that the person responsible for satisfying you and your family's wants and needs will always be YOU

Give yourself 4 points for every time your answer was "D"

0-16 points: you're definitely a product of state education
20-28 points: you're half smart
32 points: a glimmer of hope
36 points: what the hell question did you miss?
40 points: Congratulations. Feel lonely?

Tell us how you did below!!