Dang---this train left the station without us!!
Just heard a radio commercial for something called 'Neurostin'(Spelled?)---it dawned on me after what an ingenious concept for 'long term income' for whoever owns this hoax...
Commercial starts by targeting its audience: Something like, "Are you over 55 years old? Have trouble remembering why you walked into a room, where you left your keys, etc. etc?....Now there's a product to help you get back to clear-thinking..." Rest is standard formula: Risk-free 30 day trial, guaranteed results, all natural and proven ingredients, and a convenient 800 number to call.
Now if you could target an audience of self-admittedly forgetful and getting moreso elderly folks, and get them to give you their credit card for an automatically renewed order, what could be peachier than that? Can you imagine the giggling behind closed doors when this concept was birthed? Whoooweee!!
"Just keep thinkin' Butch. That's what you're good at."
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Monday, August 2, 2010
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